I'm giving away gum.
But hold up, don't get yer panties in a wad grandma. It's insulting and somewhat inappropriate gum!
I've got five boxes of it...therefore, there will be five winners!
Here's where the mullet comes in....
And then there are the others...
And because I'm so awesome and also because the gum is kind of small and I'm pretty sure the winners will be disappointed when they get it in the mail and they'll be all "That's it?", I'll also include a PERSONALIZED hand-made card for each winner. Just go over to this post and you'll see how lucky you'll be to get one of these bad boys with your gum. I'll be posting pics of each of the cards once they are completed...you know, so everyone can enjoy my amazing creations. I'm a giver like that.
So here's how to win....you get one entry just by leaving me a comment about why I'm so awesome. Just kidding, any old comment will do. Although it wouldn't hurt my feelings if you did happen to mention something about me being awesome.
You'll get a second entry if you link to my giveaway on your blog...be sure to email me with a link to your blog so I can add your entry.
I haven't decided on the exact day for picking winners yet...it'll be sometime next week. All winners will be drawn out of a hat...maybe I'll use Emo's hat if you're lucky...
Good luck, bitches!