I think the Kiddo has been busy pissing off the young ladies at his school. Because I found this on his car today.
It happened at school. He had to drive home with it like this.
This is the third time he's had window decor mysteriously show up on his vehicle since my sister gave it to him.
The first time, someone drew a giant penis on the back window....complete with hairy balls and life like semen dripping from it and condoms hanging on the antenna. Unfortunately, I missed seeing this one as it was done in the middle of the night and apparently I walked right past it in my bleary-eyed state the next morning without even noticing.
The Kiddo found out it was a girl that used to like him who did it.
The second time, I walked out in the morning and noticed the back window had something written on it like "What chair in band are you again?". Ooooooh, snap! Beware the vicious band-nerd diss!
See, the Kiddo did not make first chair in band for his senior year, as he had expected. Instead, he made 3rd chair...and two juniors got 1st and 2nd chairs. Coincidentally, the 2nd chair junior was also a girl he dated for quite awhile last year.
She was also the one who wrote on his car.
Sensing a pattern here?
This last one is somewhat of a mystery so far..it's either the last girl that he dated or another girl that he almost dated but changed his mind about. Or something like that. The point is that my the boy deserves every bit of it.
The only one that really bothered him was the penis...and Captain Carl didn't notice it until about noon, so all the neighbors got to see some great art that morning.
I asked him today if it upset him to drive home with "Gay Driver" written on his windshield. He was all "Meh." and I was all "Did anyone honk?" and he was all "No but one dude was next to me at a light and he was laughing so I looked over and waggled my eyebrows at him."
Oh how I love that kid!
So I can't wait until he pisses off another one. Whoever it ends up being, I hope she draws another penis...I really hate that I missed getting a picture of that.
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