Captain Carl: (reading cnn.com) Meredith Baxter is gay?
Me: What?
Captain Carl: She just came out.
Me: Huh. I wonder why she's coming out now.
Captain Carl: Everyone wants to be on the gay wagon.
Me: I guess so.
Captain Carl: Hell, I'm gay. For lesbians.
Me: I don't think that's how it works.
Captain Carl: I'm extra gay if it involves lesbian twins.
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I'm super-gay for lesbian twins that are into only pleasuring men orally. Do they come in that flavor?
I've had the Family Ties theme in my head ALL DAY LONG. Curse you, Meredith Baxter decloseting!!
You know, thinking back, she sure did wear a lot of khakis on that show. I had kind of a mom-crush on her, but I think it was just because of her yellow My Little Pony hair.
Damn. I wonder how her super Christian son Kirk Cameron feels about that.
Oh wait. Wrong show.
Stupid 80s.
Have fun with the lesbian twins!
You should both be gay b/c apparently the gays are trying to take over the world. At least that's what the lawmakers in NYC seem to think. So we might as well switch teams now, it's the only way we'll survive.
Every man's dream. Glad you're back.
I've always said I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
Now, if only I could be trapped inside some lesbian twins, that would be awesome.
We were trying to figure out how to tease that story and came up with "has been actress attempts relevancy by jumping on gay wagon."
The editor rejected it.
Extra gay. way to go capt. carl! way to go!
And I'm like steamy, I've had the family ties theme playing over and over again in my head. Fucking Baxter.
I'm only gay on Thursday so I have to schedule really well to get lucky on the right days of the week.
The only thing that has ever come out of my closet was the homeless guy who snuck in the window.
I am a lesbian if it is you and Green Eyed Mama.
That reminds me of Cute Hubby's favorite t-shirt (years ago): Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians.
Haha, it's so funny how they don't "get" the lesbian thing has nothing at all to do with them.
Don't you just love plo? I do too!
Jugs@@
Green-Eyed Momster
You should tell Captain Carl you are glad he's extra gay and then...
Wait, let em email you this one. I think it is too evil for the unwashed masses to know of.
Huh. I missed the entire Meredith Baxter coming out party! Will she still do those crappy Lifetime movies now? Or is she above all that, being cool and gay?
Good for Meredith Baxter. Wait, who is she again? Is she the one on the View?
Crap. I should really be more up to date on my current events.
That conversation is freakin' hilarious!
I only heard about this today. I wasn't all that surprised.
Y'know, as a lesbian I've heard that one a lot...my response is "Dude, you're not a lesbian trapped in a man's body. You're a straight man in an asshole's body."
Y'know, as a lesbian I've heard that one a lot...my response is "Dude, you're not a lesbian trapped in a man's body. You're a straight man in an asshole's body."
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