So I thought about writing an epic post today and going out with a bang (that's what she said). Then I thought about it again and decided not to and instead highlight my favorite posts from the past year. Because I'm just that narcissistic.
- The one about Kool Aid and Eco Nazi and nail polish
- The one where I thought my kid was dead in a ditch somewhere
- The one where we watch a space porno
- The one about the renters and the fish tank strainer
- The one with the clown mask
- The one where Renty molests my cat
- The one where I review sex toys
- The one where I listen to porn at work
- The one with my drunk face
- The one where Emo offers to kiss my son
- The one where I get drunk on campus
So there you go. Damn, I'm awesome.
And now I'm off to get drunk on asti spumante because I'm classy like that.
Happy New Year, fuckers!!