Ringing In The New Year In Typical Sexy Style

Hey, guess what? Today's the last day of 2009, which also makes it the last day of a whole decade. You can thank me later for imparting that knowledge upon you. I'm a giver.

So I thought about writing an epic post today and going out with a bang (that's what she said). Then I thought about it again and decided not to and instead highlight my favorite posts from the past year. Because I'm just that narcissistic.

JANUARY

• The one about Kool Aid and Eco Nazi and nail polish
• The one where I thought my kid was dead in a ditch somewhere

FEBRUARY

• The one with the bloody meat tube
• The one with Emo and Toe Licking

MARCH

• The one where we watch a space porno
• The one about the renters and the fish tank strainer
• The one with the clown mask

APRIL

• The one with the band gang
• The one with nard punching

MAY

• The one with all the clicking
  
• The one where I threaten to drive off a bridge

JUNE

• The one about tattoos and my middle finger
  
• The one with Emo's gas mask

JULY

• The one where Renty molests my cat
• The one where I review sex toys
• The one where I listen to porn at work

AUGUST

• The one about the giant mushroom
• The one with the penis straws
• The one with my gay son

SEPTEMBER

• The one where I meet Betsey
• The one with the pap smear

OCTOBER

• The one with the Kiddo, Emo and a saw
• The one with Mr Dr Professor Sexy

NOVEMBER

• The one with my drunk face
• The one where Emo offers to kiss my son
• The one where I get drunk on campus

DECEMBER

• The one about Harry
• The one with the prison art
  
• The one about Carlos Spicy Weiner (of course!)

So there you go. Damn, I'm awesome.

And now I'm off to get drunk on asti spumante because I'm classy like that.

Happy New Year, fuckers!!