Yesterday Marian was packing up her things in preparation for her move to Ireland.
Yesterday Emo came over to help her pack.
Yesterday Marian asked Emo to do some laundry for her.
Yesterday Emo had to take my laundry out of the dryer so that he could put Marian's laundry in it.
Yesterday Emo touched my granny panties. A lot.
HOLY SHIT AND OMG and (insert own expletive here)
21 hours ago