Tuesday, December 15, 2009

I'll Take "Things That Should Never Ever Happen" For 500, Alex.

Yesterday Marian was packing up her things in preparation for her move to Ireland.

Yesterday Emo came over to help her pack.

Yesterday Marian asked Emo to do some laundry for her.

Yesterday Emo had to take my laundry out of the dryer so that he could put Marian's laundry in it.

Yesterday Emo touched my granny panties. A lot.

The End.


Ed Adams said...

He shall never be the same.

P.S. Word Verification is "viletwat".

P.S.S. Just kidding. It's actually "vilitat", but viletwat is funnier.

erin said...

Ha Ha Ha!

I'm sure he's used to granny panties after handling Marian's so many times. Boom chicka wow wow.

Cassie said...


diane said...

You wear granny panties?

Green-Eyed Momster said...

At least you weren't wearing them when he touched them...right?


Green-Eyed Momster said...

I meant:


W.V. perecrot

Miss Yvonne said...

Ed: Me either.

erin: Gross! You're awesome.

Cassie: I'm glad you can laugh at my misfortune.

diane: Only when I'm out of my super sexy underwear. Super sexy underwear come up over the top of your jeans, right?

Miss Yvonne said...

Momster: Eeeewwww!!!!

Kurt said...

If he had worn them like a WWI gas-mask you'd have something to complain about. What boy hasn't snuck into a house uninvited and touched a woman's underthings? I mean besides me. I never would do that. I'm to rugged and macho.

Kim said...

How am I going to follow up WWI gas masks? Hope they didn't have holes in them and fraying elastic. Like mine. I ran across an old pair of my underwear one day-- they were dainty and lacy and the size of an eyepatch. Jason was like "Why don't you try those on?" And then he started laughing hysterically. And then I punched him in the nuts.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

This question is not Jeopardy-caliber. No way this would ever make it on the show.

Nice try though.

Houston said...

Ms. Yvonne

Now that everyone on teh interwebz knows about your underwear, do you have any second thoughts about perverts fantasizing about you in them?

Just wondering.

Kim, he was serious. Don't punch him in the nuts. Be glad he wants you in them, this means he finds you sexy.

If he buys you a burka though, kick him in the ding ding.

Houston said...

BTW. Totally discouraged that no one commented on my Photoshop skillz on the puppy post!


Anonymous said...

Oh God! Burn your panties!!!!!

Little Ms Blogger said...

Hey, it could be worse he could have loved them and

a) collected all of them and sewn them together to make a flag; or

b) stolen them and started wearing them himself.

Just think you've been touched by an Emo...isn't that the same as being touched by an angel?

Miss Yvonne said...

Houston: Just saw your photoshopped pupppy pic. Holy hell, I almost peed in my granny panties!!


The Peach Tart said...

Oh honey not the granny panties.

Houston said...

Thanks Ms. Yvonne, but if you pee in your granny panties that opens up a whole new realm of online perverts.

Stick to Emo. Trust me on this. ;-)

Chris said...

Did you count them? Because you might want to count them.

otherworldlyone said...

How the hell did I miss this one?

You should make a video of that kid being weird. He's blogging gold.