Saturday, February 7, 2009

Schlong Talk

The Kiddo just walked in the room with a little stuffed animal penguin wearing a santa hat hanging out of his jeans pocket.

Me: Why do you have a penguin sticking out of your pocket?

Kiddo: Because he's Kiddo Jr.

Me: *blink*

Kiddo: And also so I can tell people that my Kiddo Jr. is hanging out of my jeans and I won't be talking about my schlong.

Me: Son, do you walk around often with your schlong hanging out of your jeans?

Kiddo: Only when I want to impress the ladies.


I'm not even kidding...that conversation just happened. He is so much like his father, it scares me.

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