Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Vomit.

The title of my post of course is referring to American Idol tonight. Suckfest, 2009.

Holy crap on a cracker, Casey Carlson. No one....NO ONE...touches The Police. And oh lordy, the ankle boots and the Priscilla Presley hairstyle? Uff dah.

Lucky for her, she look like this:



Aren't us Minnesota girls sweet and wholesome? That picture ought to keep her in the competition a little longer.


Okay, what about Jackie Tohn aka big sneakers girl?


Did y'all see her interview before her performance? Hey Jackie, Claire Huxtable called...she wants her shoulder pads back. Also, Olivia Newton-John called....she wants her Grease pants back. But the most tragic part of her performance was...well, her performance. I did not enjoy watching her flop around the stage while screaming the lyrics. Bleh.

Tatiana Del Toro...oh the horror that is this girl.

I HAAAATE that she can sing. And she did well tonight...on a Whitney song, to boot. Damn it. Double damn it!! The girl is about as annoying as a bleeding hangnail.

Gotta run...Captain Carl is ready for bed and he told me to wrap this blogging shit up or I'll be getting the pimp hand.

5 comments:

Betsey Booms said...

My vacation made me watch this show tonight and it reminded me why I no longer watch.

Out of all the millions that was was the best? Seriously.

Fucking bullshit. Suck it, lousy singers and full of shit judges.

Suck it hard!

Kurt said...

Sounds like this season is the best yet! I stopped watching it whenit was called "Star Search"

Miss Yvonne said...

Betsey: Luckily, this was just the first 12...there are 24 more sucky singers to go.

Kurt: LOL @ the Star Search reference. At least that show had Ed McMahon. I probably wouldn't be watching AI if Captain Carl wasn't such a girl and addicted to it.

Tasha said...

Big sneaker girl. LOL totally.

I cant stand the shrieking banshee, either. And it blows that she can actually sing. But have you noticed that she has pointy teeth? Who the hell has pointy teeth except banshees like her?

KtP said...

I have been following your blog for awhile and its hysterical. These roommates stories are ridiculous. As for Tatiana I CAN NOT stand her - she is horrid and I was pissed that she actually could sing as well. She needed to be off the show - well she didnt even need to be on it. She is causing America's blood pressure to go up.