Monday, February 2, 2009

I Swear It's Not A Booger

I've been walking around my office all morning with a tiny piece of toast stuck to my face and no one told me about it until 5 minutes ago. My only real friend here saw me and was all "Dude you have a booger on your cheek." So I brushed it off and saw that it was not a booger...it was toast. Toast that I ate in my car on the drive to work at 6:30am. It is now 10:30am.

I've had toast stuck to my face for 4 hours. And apparently it looked like a booger.

Now everyone thinks I'm that lady who has boogers stuck to her face and no one will tell her because they don't want to embarass her. I feel like screaming from my cubicle "IT WASN'T A BOOGER, JUST SO YOU KNOW! AND BY THE WAY, THANKS FOR NOT TELLING ME, ASSHOLES!"

This day is going to be awesome. I can just feel it.

7 comments:

Green-Eyed Momster said...

I had fun with a co-worker last week. When she asked me if she had too much blush on, which she clearly did, I said "NO!" She looked like a clown all day and it amused me!
I haven't been an asshole since, I don't think?

I know it was toast! Sheesh! I could see it from here!! LOL!!
:)
I sent you a mental message. Sorry, it must have got lost!

Hugs!!

Mrs. Booms said...

Why did your toast leave a booger on it's face?

I think the toast is the real asshole in this situation.

And why doesn't Blogger recognize Booger as a word? I think it's jealous and feels all competitive. Now I feel a little less bad about always accidentally typing blooger.com.

Green-Eyed Momster said...

Did you eat it?
LOL!!

I'm sorry but that was funny considering my post last week!!

Hugs!!

Brittany said...

LMAO! That is hilarious, and I think it would have been waaay better had you stood in front of everyone, picked it off your cheek, and ate it!

said...

Come and work with me - I would ALWAYS debooger you. Or detoast. Whatever it takes.

Ryan (LWM) said...

Ugh...work people suck, don't they?

Tasha said...

OMG I almost just peed my pants from laughing. But it wasn't just an "ahaha" kind of laugh. It was one of those "HA!" kinds, where it just comes up from no where and takes you off guard.

Ya know?

Anyway, that was hilarious. Booger nose.