Friday, June 5, 2009

I Have No Idea Why I'm Fat

I ate chocolate covered raisins for breakfast today.

Because of all the antioxidants.

Duh.

And also because I was out of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

17 comments:

Lana said...

you are not alone. this morning i told my baby that i could have brownies for breakfast because i did such a good job at not cleaning. and then i ate the big crumb that fell in my boobies and shook out the little crumbs for my dog.

erin said...

I had a nectarine and cheerios for breakfast. Then I felt weird throwing away one piece of brownie (what a waste!) so I stuffed it in my mouth and laughed with satisfaction. Totally negating all of the healthy crap I've been eating for the past three days. So sad. So fat.

Blonde Goddess said...

I love chocolate covered raisins but I can't eat them.
They give me the squirts.

Amy Kate said...

I went to the grocery store, saw that tasty TAKE 5 bars were 10 for $10 (Is that really a deal? I guess?) and picked up 3. Thought process was "There's 2 little pieces in each. When I want a little taste of good chocolaty goodness yummers I will just open the freezer and eat one piece." Totally logical, right? that's 6 little choco-snack breaks to satisfy the urges...

UNTIL I'm watchinig Big Bang Theory last night and my husband had to go back to work and the triscuits and cheese didn't cut it and I gobbled all three Take 5s.

Damnit. I also have NO IDEA why I'm fat.

Green-Eyed Momster said...

I hate my scale. I weighed myself twice before my shower. I couldn't believe what it said so I weighed myself after my shower and sure enough, I weigh less with wet hair. Who would have thought? We snacked all afternoon, yesterday. I'll probably get some awards next Mother's Day!!

Hugs!!

Little Ms Blogger said...

Well, if you had a diet cola with the chocolate covered raisins then NO CALORIES!

Why does everyone forget that wonderful fact.... :-)

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

I have my coffee, then wait for the blood sugar to drop so I get good and shaky, then I make my decision about breakfast. Yesterday morning it was broccoli and cookies. I figure they cancel each other out and it's kind of like having a bowl of Cheerios.

diane said...

I burst out laughing when I read this, my chocolate covered raisins are in an industrial sized plastic container on top of my fridge. God, we really are morons.

Mona Lott said...

I like the big gobby white ones- what's that, yogurt covered? Yeah, that's healthy! That's the ticket!!

jessica o said...

I ate scrambled eggs, which is why I fart.

ravenlynne said...

I had a pop tart. And half a can of blazing buffalo wing Pringles. And coffee and a can of shasta cola. I know EXACTLY why I'm fat. It's gotta be hormones.

MiStY said...

yummy - sounds like my kind of breakfast!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brandy Rose said...

You just mentioned my 2 favorite snacks in one blog...can you be more cruel?

Brian said...

I mean, why can't healthy shit taste good? That would solve everyones problem.

Dana's Brain said...

Seriously, what is the point of being an adult if you can't eat candy (or cake, or cookies) for breakfast?

Larew said...

I find myself in the same predicament (having read your earlier blog to get the background for this one.) I keep forgetting that I'm actually fat. Which is why I have a picture of me from 38 years ago on my blog in which I am sickeningly skinny. I keep telling everyone my pleasingly plump physique is due to all the meds I'm on. Although, in reality I'm afraid it could be related to the diet of Dr. Pepper, pizza, pasta alfredo and other such culinary delights. I want it to be known, however, that I do have principles when it comes to food... no Dr. Pepper before noon!

Joanna Jenkins said...

I had a handful of Peanut M&M with a Root Beer chaser.
OINK.
Sometimes you just have to :-)