Friday, May 15, 2009

All Hail Me

Well, finally somebody recognizes that I am royalty.

The awesome ladies over at Scandalous Housewife have decided I am worthy of the Queen of All Things Awe-Summmmm award.

I've been telling Captain Carl for years that I'm royalty, but he just keeps saying "yeah, a royal pain in the ass" and then I roll my eyes because lame! and then he laughs and smacks me on the butt and I try to be all royal and snooty about it but that's really hard to do when I'm asking him to do it again but this time harder.


So I'm supposed to list seven things that make me Awe-Summm. Which come on, only seven? But okay, I'll follow the rules.

  1. I'm hilarious yet humble. Okay, I'm not humble. Just hilarious.
  2. Your mom.
  3. I'm a photographer with a degree in Psychology and half-finished degree in Landscape Design. I'm a goddamn renaissance girl.
  4. I always thought 'Nsync was way better than The Backstreet Boys.
  5. I'm bringing the saying "up your nose with a rubber hose" back with a vengeance. I'm the Bruce Willis of comebacks.
  6. I'm always a few years behind on technology. And that shit is in a totally "awww, she doesn't know how to use an ipod! how cute!" way.
  7. I'm planning my outfit for when 80's fashion comes back into style again. Picture sparkle shirt, oversized belt, electric blue stirrup leggings and side ponytail.

See? Awe-Summm.

I'm supposed to tag seven people now. I'm going to break the rules and only tag one person. Betsey Booms. Because I know she won't do it and I know she'll fucking hate that I tagged her and I just love pissing her off because then she'll come over here and leave a hilarious mad comment. I hope it involves the words "asshole" and "fuckery".

Peace, bitches.


Kate said...

I'm totally with you on #4 - Backstreet didn't have shit on N'Sync.

I'm totally trying to figure out how to drop as many in-your-face hints as possible about the camara that I want for a wedding/birthday present from my parents, husband-to-be, friends or any combination of the three. Then I can be a photographer with a history degree and a paralegal certificate - bring on the renaissance, yo!

Houston said...

Two words...


OK, not that is cleared up, Of course I missed you. There is only so much Duck Porn I can read.

Vic said...


I need someone to design a backyard for me. It's currently all dirt and sadness back there.

Riff Dog said...

In that red sparkle shirt and electric blue leggings, you're not just awe-Summm, but you're totally awe-Summm!

Dana's Brain said...

Don't feel bad about the i-pod thing. I don't own one, my husband does and I can never figure that stupid thing out.

You are wicked, tubularly awesome.

Traceytreasure said...

Congrats on your award!!
As for #5, I'm bringing back "Yippie Ki-yay Motherfuckers!"
You like?

I mailed you something today!! Look for it next week!!

Have a great weekend!!


Captain Carl said...

Yep Miss Yvonne is one heck of a photographer and stays pretty busy, but she won't take my business advice. I told her she needs to diversify into boudoir and soft core porn shoots. I could be her gaffer or light light man...

She agreed once....if it was all gay shoots.

Royalty my ass, she's a dream crusher. Smooches M.

diane said...

Congrats honey, but this is actually the second time you got this award. I remembered that you and all of our royal court blogger buddies were worthy and told you all to come get the award...a week ago. So since you are the only one of us to get this award twice, I think that means that you are super duper special. (I've been partying a little bit, so I hope this comes off as being sincere)

Lana said...

congrats on being recognized for your awesomeness!

i LOVE side ponytails, i don't think we need to wait, let's bring them back right now!

Lulu said...

Kudos to those of us who recognized your fabulosity a loooong time ago, like last year, even!

We knew, even then, that we were in the presence of greatness.

Miss Yvonne said...

diane...I'm sorry I missed you giving this to me already. I'm an ass. But also awesome. Don't forget the awesome part.

Prometheus said...

Congratz you is hillarious.

I was wondering what field of psychology you are in to?

Brandy Rose said...


Anonymous said...

Congratulations! You are indeed, doubly awesome.

I would hail you, but it's uber difficult to convey via text. Hang on.


I meant you. YOU. Sorry.

HappyHourSue said...

Wait - do you really have a degree in Psychology? You people freak me out at cocktail parties. Cuz I'm all: "she thinks that I think that she thinks that I think that she thinks that I have control issues that I'm suppressing and now projecting in order to deflect my obvious need for acceptance."

p.s. your word verification is 'pardi'- w00t.