The awesome ladies over at Scandalous Housewife have decided I am worthy of the Queen of All Things Awe-Summmmm award.
I've been telling Captain Carl for years that I'm royalty, but he just keeps saying "yeah, a royal pain in the ass" and then I roll my eyes because lame! and then he laughs and smacks me on the butt and I try to be all royal and snooty about it but that's really hard to do when I'm asking him to do it again but this time harder.
So I'm supposed to list seven things that make me Awe-Summm. Which come on, only seven? But okay, I'll follow the rules.
- I'm hilarious yet humble. Okay, I'm not humble. Just hilarious.
- Your mom.
- I'm a photographer with a degree in Psychology and half-finished degree in Landscape Design. I'm a goddamn renaissance girl.
- I always thought 'Nsync was way better than The Backstreet Boys.
- I'm bringing the saying "up your nose with a rubber hose" back with a vengeance. I'm the Bruce Willis of comebacks.
- I'm always a few years behind on technology. And that shit is endearing...like in a totally "awww, she doesn't know how to use an ipod! how cute!" way.
- I'm planning my outfit for when 80's fashion comes back into style again. Picture this...red sparkle shirt, oversized belt, electric blue stirrup leggings and side ponytail.
I'm supposed to tag seven people now. I'm going to break the rules and only tag one person. Betsey Booms. Because I know she won't do it and I know she'll fucking hate that I tagged her and I just love pissing her off because then she'll come over here and leave a hilarious mad comment. I hope it involves the words "asshole" and "fuckery".