I'm getting so much accomplished this weekend, I feel like Wonder Woman.
Shut up lady...I could rock that headband just as hard as you if I wanted. You don't know me! It takes a lot of hard work to hold down this couch with my ass all day. Yeah, you've got highly developed fighting skills and enhanced hearing...but I've got big boobs and cellulite.
Top that, whore.
Top that, whore.
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I think you should add me to msn so I can personally tell you how awesome this post is. Also, this soliciting of you is not because my boyfriend is playing a game right now and totally ignoring me over it and even my puppy is ignoring me for his stupid treat ball.
You have more awesonimity too! My family made up that word. I think it fits you!!
Huge Jugs!!
;)
Wasn't Wonder Woman pretty well stacked?
Trodo: Huh? MSN? Wha??
Green-Eyed: Awesonimity is a fantastic word!
Wow: Yes, WW was stacked but she's got nothing on me.
mmmm.... staaaaaacked.
I bet old WW couldn't bring down a villain with a "WHAPPITY SLAP" like you'd be able to.
Just throw your arms over your head while topless and spin in a circle and you'd be able to take out an entire pack of villains!
All that clickety clicking a few blogs ago must have done you some good, what with the wordy stuff on the WW picture and all.
So I bet your clickclickclicks are better than hers, too.
I just choked on my shredded wheat.
And no, I'm not elderly.
bwahahaha...."It takes a lot of hard work to hold down this couch with my ass all day"--yes, yes it does. LOL
Well, hell yeah! You tell her!
That is a pretty freaking funny picture of WW. Especially because she looks like she's topless.
i love that feeling of doing something productive for about five minutes and then giving yourself a well deserved break for three days after. that's usually how my weekends go. and yeah, i bet ww doesn't know squat about living life with a huge rack either.
You are a true domestic goddess. Linda's got nothin' on you.
Uh, THE WIFE does not find this amusing.
BTW, Linda Carter was my boyhood HOTTEST CHICK EVAH, but then when she was getting into geriatric territory where I might could reasonably work my mojo on her, she goes and does commercials about IIRITABLE BOWEL SYDROME!!!!
PUH-LEASE!
If you can't dookie there is not need to go on national TV and tell everyone about it.
Do it on my blog like I do.
let's hear it for the big boobs and cellulite!
love your blog.
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