Saturday, May 30, 2009

Huge Tits Trump Super Strength Every Time

I'm getting so much accomplished this weekend, I feel like Wonder Woman.




Shut up lady...I could rock that headband just as hard as you if I wanted. You don't know me! It takes a lot of hard work to hold down this couch with my ass all day. Yeah, you've got highly developed fighting skills and enhanced hearing...but I've got big boobs and cellulite.

Top that, whore.


15 comments:

TrodoMcCracken said...

I think you should add me to msn so I can personally tell you how awesome this post is. Also, this soliciting of you is not because my boyfriend is playing a game right now and totally ignoring me over it and even my puppy is ignoring me for his stupid treat ball.

Green-Eyed Momster said...

You have more awesonimity too! My family made up that word. I think it fits you!!

Huge Jugs!!
;)

Wow, that was awkward said...

Wasn't Wonder Woman pretty well stacked?

Miss Yvonne said...

Trodo: Huh? MSN? Wha??

Green-Eyed: Awesonimity is a fantastic word!

Wow: Yes, WW was stacked but she's got nothing on me.

Jerrod said...

mmmm.... staaaaaacked.

Blonde Goddess said...

I bet old WW couldn't bring down a villain with a "WHAPPITY SLAP" like you'd be able to.
Just throw your arms over your head while topless and spin in a circle and you'd be able to take out an entire pack of villains!

Lulu said...

All that clickety clicking a few blogs ago must have done you some good, what with the wordy stuff on the WW picture and all.

So I bet your clickclickclicks are better than hers, too.

Candice said...

I just choked on my shredded wheat.

And no, I'm not elderly.

Cassie said...

bwahahaha...."It takes a lot of hard work to hold down this couch with my ass all day"--yes, yes it does. LOL

Tamis said...

Well, hell yeah! You tell her!

Dana's Brain said...

That is a pretty freaking funny picture of WW. Especially because she looks like she's topless.

Lana said...

i love that feeling of doing something productive for about five minutes and then giving yourself a well deserved break for three days after. that's usually how my weekends go. and yeah, i bet ww doesn't know squat about living life with a huge rack either.

diane said...

You are a true domestic goddess. Linda's got nothin' on you.

Houston said...

Uh, THE WIFE does not find this amusing.

BTW, Linda Carter was my boyhood HOTTEST CHICK EVAH, but then when she was getting into geriatric territory where I might could reasonably work my mojo on her, she goes and does commercials about IIRITABLE BOWEL SYDROME!!!!

PUH-LEASE!

If you can't dookie there is not need to go on national TV and tell everyone about it.

Do it on my blog like I do.

Jayden Vasara said...

let's hear it for the big boobs and cellulite!

love your blog.