Captain Carl woke up this morning, came into the living room and when I said "Good morning, how are you?" he stood over me and did some pelvic thrusts and said "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!". And then he licked the back of my hand. I guess I know what I'm going to be doing this Memorial Day.
He also had a dream about twice baked potatoes and if that's not a euphemism for sexual relations, I don't know what is.
P.S. I just won something awesome over at Stir Crazy in the Suburbs and I promised to post pictures of what I'm going to do with it. Wolverines!!!
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