Turn Out The Lights, The Party's Over

The roommates are moving out at the end of the month. Their leases are up and they've all decided not to stay. I don't know why, seeing how we all got along so wonderfully and I was totally like a den mother and everyone loved us and I will miss them so much.

Or not.

I would totally be celebrating right now if we didn't need the rent money. I'm torn between being happy and being freaked out, so I thought it would help to make a pro and con list about Eco Nazi, Kool Aid and Bambi.

Cons

• Dirt tracked into my house on a daily basis

• Nasty dishes left in the sink for four days straight

• Never having a fucking spoon to eat off because apparently they are hording them upstairs.

• Lots of garbage and recycling that never gets taken out because apparently we are their maids

• Mopeds everywhere

• My upstairs shower drain getting clogged up every two days from their gross hair

• Stupid questions like "Whatcha doin'?" and "Why you doin' that?" and "Hey guess what?"

• A cat being locked up in one of the bedrooms with a litter box that never gets cleaned

• Feeling my IQ dropping every time I have to listen to them talk to each other

• Finding unwashed hairs on a plate....after I've eaten off it

• Huge loads of laundry sitting in the washer for days at a time

• Being a raging bitch all the time

Okay, I'm pretty much that last one anyway so maybe it shouldn't count.

Pros

• Their money

• The blogging material they give me

Hmmmm...I don't really feel any better.

We'll only have a few more weeks with the Wonder Twins and Sister Airhead. They paid their last month of rent today and now the Captain and I have to hustle to find new renters by June. The scary part is we will have to show prospective renters their rooms...while the idiots are still living in them.

shudder