I just subscribed to my own blog. I did it by accident, I'm not even really sure how. At first I was embarassed because this proves I'm a complete idiot wrapped up in a super attractive and intelligent-looking body. But then I realized I just stumbled across a brilliant way to look way more popular on my blog....as long as no one looks too closely and notices that I'm following myself.
I'm a freaking genius.
Also, I want to give a special shout out to everyone else that follows me. Y'all stalkers are funny as shit and sick as hell and I feel right at home with you. I'd really like to join your bloggy gang. I'm assuming there will be some kind of weird initiation process involving wangs and robots and Kurt will probably be in charge because he knows a lot about wangs and robots and also Pop Tarts. Holla!
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You are a freaking genius! I love you!!
Hugs!!
I follow myself too.
But I would never admit that shit...
Ah fuck.
Check your email. I sent you two pictures of javalinas.
Hugs!!
Have you thought about submitting your blog for review at:
iwillfuckingtearyouapart.blogspot.com?
I think you would fair well there.
Being in charge of stuff makes me sweat. I'm all about community. Like community service...I've done a bunch of that. Stupid uptight DA.
I followed. I'm in your box now. Heh. Smells like fish in here.
I just did the same thing last week in a moment of sad, pathetic, blog-sadness and inferiority. Love that I'm not alone!!
I don't know how such a georgous face and body would be wrapped around such a genius mind! all I know is that I would love to initiate you!
I'm so glad to see your "stalker" number is on the rise. It's about damn time more people acknowleged your awesome powers of cracking us the hell up!
I'd follow you twice if I could!
I have an award for you at my blog!
Come and pick it up, Miss Yvonne!
Hugs!!
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