I just subscribed to my own blog. I did it by accident, I'm not even really sure how. At first I was embarassed because this proves I'm a complete idiot wrapped up in a super attractive and intelligent-looking body. But then I realized I just stumbled across a brilliant way to look way more popular on my blog....as long as no one looks too closely and notices that I'm following myself.
I'm a freaking genius.
Also, I want to give a special shout out to everyone else that follows me. Y'all stalkers are funny as shit and sick as hell and I feel right at home with you. I'd really like to join your bloggy gang. I'm assuming there will be some kind of weird initiation process involving wangs and robots and Kurt will probably be in charge because he knows a lot about wangs and robots and also Pop Tarts. Holla!
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