Tuesday, March 10, 2009

It's Official: Hot Chicks Dig Me

Who knew hot chicks were into chubby straight girls? But apparently they are, in a totally non-sexual, bloggy way (sorry Captain Carl....maybe next time). At least one of them is anyway. Betsey Booms' is one of my very favorite bloggers and she's pimping me out over at her blog:

Betsey Booms'

She's all "Bitch better get me my money" and I'm all "Please don't hit me, I gots the money right here in my purse, next to my crack pipe and my shiv" because that's the kind of fun and exploitive blogging relationship we have, Betsey and me. She's super cool and super hot and draws pictures of half-arm zombies, plus she digs me which means she's also an excellent judge of character.

And speaking of hot chicks digging me...I went to lunch with my friend DZ today and when we were walking out of the restaurant, I noticed about 5 women staring at my chest. No shit. So I'm all looking down trying to find the ranch dressing stain that I assume is there, but I don't see anything. I ask DZ to look and see if you can see my nipples through my shirt or what and she says "No, they are probably staring because your knockers are huge. Either that, or they like the color of your shirt."

I'm pretty sure it's the knockers.

6 comments:

Traceytreasure said...

I give you awards, Miss Yvonne. I hope that counts for SOMETHING!!
;)

Of course she digs you, you're awesome!!

Hugs!!

Miss Yvonne said...

Oh yes, you count big time girl!! And one of these days I'll get off my lazy ass and post all the awards you've given me. :-)

Kurt said...

Of course it's the knockers. Pretty much the only reason not to look at knockers is if you are blind. And not the pussy "mostly blind", the full deal.

Betsey Booms said...

Yeah I hate it when some pussy is mostly blind and expects help and shit.

You can KINDA see, get over yourself.

I have no point for being here, it just seems nicer than the rest of my day at the moment, so mind if I hang?

And my word verification today is misfect.

That's about right. I feel like I've been misfected with something today.

Chris said...

It never seems to work when I claim to my wife that I was transfixed by the color of that woman's shirt.

Lulu said...

I dig you. Does that count?

I've stared at lots of knockers. But that's because I used to be a mammography specialist, and I would look women right in the ....nipples...to figure out how tough it would be to film them.

my verification is icali. Did this icali you totally?