Thursday, March 19, 2009

This Conversation Really Happened

Me: Can you believe they kicked off my favorite little blondie girl on American Idol? What a joke. The dude that sang that really awful Garth Brooks song should have left.

Captain Carl: Yeah well, what are ya gonna do. You should have voted.

Me: I care, I just don't care enough to vote.

Captain Carl: Then I guess you never really cared in the first place.

Me: Your mom never cared in the first place.

Captain Carl: I love that joke, it never gets old.

Me: Hey, that Anook guy did really well this week at least.

Captain Carl: It's Anoop. He's Indian. He would only be Anook if he was an Eskimo.

Me: Why do I keep calling him Anook? Oh, probably because I think of Anook of the North whenever I hear his name.

Captain Carl: It's Nanook of the North, not Anook.

Me: That's what I meant. Nanook.

Captain Carl: Sure you did.

Me: I did so. Shut up.


Me: Why aren't you talking?

Captain Carl: You told me to shut up.

Me: Since when do you listen to anything I tell you?

Captain Carl: Since right now because my brain hurts.

Me: Your mom's brain hurts.


Me: So what do you think Nanook will sing next week?


Kurt said...

I think anytime you use a 'your mom" joke the discussion is elevated to a higher plane. Also "Pull my finger" and "That's what she said". People love talking to me.

kaila said...

The Oilybeauhunk and I have these conversations all the time. I should probably start writing them down so I have more shit to blog about.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Also: I know you are but what am I?
Reply: Your mom.
Reply to reply: That's what she said.


Betsey Booms said...

Oh my gawd, whatever you do, do not watch Lost Boys. Because that dog will totally get you all sorts of confused.

Not under normal circumstances, just in relation to this conversation.

Miss Yvonne said...

Kurt: I totally concur with That's what she said...I use it all the time because my 17 year old son says it's hilarious and who else knows hilarious but 17 year olds?

kaila: Oilybeauhunk is the absolute best name ever.

Steam Me Up: You are my hero.

Betsey: It's been awhile since I've seen Lost Boys, but I'm pretty sure I remember it confusing me in general. I'm off to Netflix that bitch, because it was soooo ahead of it's time with the whole teenage vampire thing. Jealous much, Twilight?

PLO said...

Ok, can I come and live at your house? Do you have another room for rent? I want to add my name to the transcript of your conversation! Ha ha.

Prosy said...

I second Kurt, except I also like to use, 'touche' and 'when in Rome.' Of course, these are most effective when they have absolutely no relation to the discussion. Makes me more mysterious.

Aimee said...

I think the american idol girls will all continue to get kicked off because those boys are kicking some ass!

Even Nanook.

Cassie said...

Your mom jokes never do get old. Neither does That's what she said. Just ask my husband...he never shuts up with that mess.

Vic said...

My word verification is "prega".

From now on, I'm going to yell 'prega!'. It'll make me seem mysterious. Or pregnant.

Bon Don said...

Hi Bon Don here just stalking you because of your awesome screen name!

I love "Your Mom" replys! lol