Me: Can you believe they kicked off my favorite little blondie girl on American Idol? What a joke. The dude that sang that really awful Garth Brooks song should have left.
Captain Carl: Yeah well, what are ya gonna do. You should have voted.
Me: I care, I just don't care enough to vote.
Captain Carl: Then I guess you never really cared in the first place.
Me: Your mom never cared in the first place.
Captain Carl: I love that joke, it never gets old.
Me: Hey, that Anook guy did really well this week at least.
Captain Carl: It's Anoop. He's Indian. He would only be Anook if he was an Eskimo.
Me: Why do I keep calling him Anook? Oh, probably because I think of Anook of the North whenever I hear his name.
Captain Carl: It's Nanook of the North, not Anook.
Me: That's what I meant. Nanook.
Captain Carl: Sure you did.
Me: I did so. Shut up.
Me: Why aren't you talking?
Captain Carl: You told me to shut up.
Me: Since when do you listen to anything I tell you?
Captain Carl: Since right now because my brain hurts.
Me: Your mom's brain hurts.
Me: So what do you think Nanook will sing next week?
Twelve Years, Give or Take.
1 month ago