Monday, March 2, 2009

Mopeds For Everybody!

Our driveway has become a parking lot.

Bambi moved in last month and brought her moped with her. It's cute and little and goes about 2 miles per hour and she rides it wearing a Daisy Duke mini-skirt and a huge helmet. Most of the time it just sits in our driveway because Bambi works about 20 miles from our house and her boyfriend Hairy Guy (named by the Kiddo because "Dude, he's so hairy") picks her up and delivers her to and from wherever she wants to go.

Two days ago, another moped showed up out front. Eco Nazi bought one because apparently it's super cool to drive a moped and I'm pretty sure driving one automatically qualifies you for a PhD in environmental science. It would have been a crime for him not to have one, really. That night, he and Bambi ran out the front door wearing their giant Speed Racer helmets and came back 2 hours later proclaiming "We drove on the sidewalks!!".

So now we've got two cars and two mopeds parked in our driveway and our Indian neighbors are convinced there's an Asian motorcycle gang living in our house.

6 comments:

Traceytreasure said...

I'll guess I'll never have a PhD in environmental science. I'm okay with that though. Don't worry about me, okay? LOL!!

You should get Kiddo one too! Totally joking! He doesn't want a PhD in environmental science, does he? LOL!!
Keep those neighbors guessing!!

Hugs!!

Kurt said...

They may think owning a moped says "I'm all about the Earth" but what it really says is "Punch Me."

Betsey Booms said...

You know what I hate about you? It's how you have EVERYTHING!

I want an Asian Motorcycle gang.

Oh and my brother totally wiped out on a moped once. He ended up in the emergency room and everything.

He was in a parking lot.

My brother is a tard.

Lindsay Champion said...

I love the word "moped" because it is also a past-tense verb that is the opposite of what you do while you riding the noun.

lindsay || newyorkwords.net

Brandy Rose said...

Yep, I agree with Kurt. Punch em!

Lulu said...

"So now we've got two cars and two mopeds parked in our driveway and our Indian neighbors are convinced there's an Asian motorcycle gang living in our house."

I just needed to paste that here and pretend that because I sort of wrote it...um typed it....no - pasted it - yeah that's it - hell, I just want to have cool things like that fall out of my head.

Can I outsource writing my blog to you?