Monday, March 16, 2009

You Know You're Getting Old When...

You hear sirens and go outside to see what all the hubbub is about. And when you can't see where the cops went, you go upstairs to look out the back windows. And you carry your back scratcher with you, because you never know when you might need to scratch something while you're watching emergency vehicles drive by.

Right, Captain Carl???

heh heh

Captain Carl's response: "Fuck you, you're lucky you have sweet boobies."

Touche', Captain.

11 comments:

kaila said...

Holy crap you have a "real" back scratcher? We use one of those putty knife spatula thingys. I'm so jealous.

Traceytreasure said...

We saw some real action in 'Vegas! The guy across the street murdered someone. 15 black Suburbans, 3helicopters..they broke in the front door....it was something to see....if only I'd had my back scratcher back then....sigh....

Hugs!!

Kurt said...

I didn't know Captain Carl was a lawyer. That's pretty much the most romantic thing I've ever heard except for once when my Dad told my Mom "I love you so much, I can't shit." and then later when he was in the bathroom he yelled out "I lied!"

Amy Kate said...

Hee hee hee...We live right near an expressway, there's a ramp a block from our house. So we see our village police pulling people over all the time. It's awesome! Hubs will go outside with a beer and cig and blatantly stare. I prefer to lurk in the shadows of the living room, like a creepster. I'm with you, man.

Betsey Booms said...

It's like you're married to Cyrano. Except that I already am.

So you are married to some other romantic who is good with words or soemthing.

Eh.

PLO said...

The fact that you even own a back scratcher means you are old. Ha ha. Sorry Captain. Happy St. Patty's day, the word of the day is shamrock.

Miss Yvonne said...

Actually, we have TWO back scratchers.

Jealous much??

Coastal Nest. said...

The shit that goes on around here! I need to stop by more often.
now I need to go and change my peed pants.
HA!
shamrocks all around

PLO said...

I would take your old man accent any day.

PLO said...

I have a back scratcher, his name is Mr. Forcryeye. Forget "shamrock", my word of the day is log-eat-a...that was my verification word!!!

Lindsay Champion said...

Hahaha like boobies have anything to do with it. I guess for guys, they always do.

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