You hear sirens and go outside to see what all the hubbub is about. And when you can't see where the cops went, you go upstairs to look out the back windows. And you carry your back scratcher with you, because you never know when you might need to scratch something while you're watching emergency vehicles drive by.
Right, Captain Carl???
Captain Carl's response: "Fuck you, you're lucky you have sweet boobies."
On Becoming My Grandmother
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