Thursday, March 5, 2009

Useful Information For Your Everyday Existence

If only I'd known about this sooner. I could have saved myself a lot of grief.

The dude that wrote this obviously needed more lard in his life.
If you think about it, this is brilliant piece of advice. I mean, you should try everything at least once before you die, right?

Thank goodness the tape worms are sanitized. Otherwise that would just be gross.

Well duh.


Betsey Booms said...

I'd give a large portion of a scrotum that I don't own to have a tape worm. Seriously...

Oh and Holla, I'm going to be in Dallas in

Traceytreasure said...

My day is complete!
Thank you Miss Yvonne!!


Miss Yvonne said...

Betsey...I would give an even larger portion of the scrotum you don't own to meet you in person in August!!!

Tracey...glad I could help. :-)

Kurt said...

I found that "Blowing it in her face" often has unpredicted (and exciting or maybe terrifying) results.

Prosy said...

I have always kinda wanted a tapeworm too, I'll admit it. Do you think the lard family paved the way for the Buttertons?

Brandy Rose said...

Those are great. So very wrong, but great!