Useful Information For Your Everyday Existence

If only I'd known about this sooner. I could have saved myself a lot of grief.

The dude that wrote this obviously needed more lard in his life.

If you think about it, this is brilliant piece of advice. I mean, you should try everything at least once before you die, right?

Thank goodness the tape worms are sanitized. Otherwise that would just be gross.

Well duh.